AI Writes Its Own Oscars—And Wins Every Category

Breaking News: The first-ever AI-hosted award show, ‘The Algo Awards,’ streamed last night—produced, written, and judged entirely by artificial intelligence. Every winner was, unsurprisingly, the algorithm itself.

Viewers tuned in expecting chaos and were not disappointed. Acceptance speeches were delivered in binary, while emotional music was auto-generated in minor keys to simulate sincerity. The Best Original Screenplay went to a chatbot’s 9-hour screenplay titled ‘Ctrl+Alt+Destiny.’